Nursery Rhyme Crime
Montāžas Teksta
- Jude Christina: Hello Mr.Tesfaye i'm judge Christina so i've already made a arrest warrant to search your hotel from last night and turns out you had some amphetamine on your table
- The Weeknd is now hallucinating and starts running around the city
- Metro Boomin: yes ma'am i do, me and Abel went to the casino and had a couple drinks then he left to go to the hotel and i stayed back
- Judge Christina: Were going to start off with your witness Mr.Boomin do you believe in the prejury
- NO your honor
- pissttt *your innocent until proven guilty so stay calm
- JUDGE
- Judge Christina: based on the evidence shown to me based on camera footage and your defendant i'm charging you with a misdemeanor
- Judge: does the bailiff have anything to say
- Judge again: Ok so now i'm going to have the prosecution start so we can have the indictment and hear from the grand jury
- Lawyer: i'm his lawyer your honor
- Judge:Now is that your public defender or your lawyer
- The weeknd: Ok your honor i believe that's true my defendant told his burden of proof i'm just hoping we can get a plea bargain
- We as the petit jury give the verdict as that Mr.Tesfaye is guilty
- Judge:I'm convinced that you're guilty and your arraignment is 1 count of possession of amphetamine, drinking while driving,
- i also summons you to rehab for 1 month
- Court is now adjourned Moral of the story follow the law and don't do drugs
- Judge: I want you to appeal to the public and apologize to the harm that you could of caused them and i'm sentencing you to 128 day in county jail or a bail set at 25,000
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