So, someone told me you were interested in a love potion?
Boy am I! Ya see I really love this girl and I want her to love me back!
Well then, I have the potion right here in my hand. It's only a few bucks, the rest of my potions are thousands of dollars!
I'll take it! Even though this is starting to sound like an episode of Breaking Bad and you're the drug dealer!
You're buying a potion in an alleyway! What did you expect? I also have a cleaner potion, that's what you buy if you don't like the love potion...
Why would I need a cleaner potion?! What does this love potion do exactly?
What time will you be home tonight? What do you want for supper? Do you like my dress? Are you going out with friends? Do you like my new lingerie? I have so many questions for you Alan!
2 WEEKS LATER...
So, I heard you want the cleaner potion? Well, you can have it. I knew your idea of love wouldn't last, most of the time those kinds of ideas never do last.
Thanks for the cleaner potion! I'm broke, but it's worth it. That bi*** is getting on my nerves! She's always up my butt about something, she never leaves me alone. It's ridiculous. Any who thanks for the help, Dr. Feelgood! That's a weird name for a doctor...