An accurate retelling of Icarus and Daedalus
Montāžas Teksta
- Icarus and Daedalus
- There once was a king who locked his master architect, Daedalus, in a tower.
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- COME BACK HERE AT ONCE, YOUNG MAN!
- I do what I want since I'm the king!!!!
- Daedalus managed to escape the tower, but it seemed impossible to escape the island where he and his son, Icarus were being held captive on. The innovative man observed the seagulls on the beach and came up with a plan.
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- Those seagulls...
- I WILL NEVER SEE MY WAIFU AGAIN!!!
- And so, Daedalus collected feathers and stuck them together with hot wax to create...
- Gotta #Fortinitedance through the #Depression
- Why?
- SOME WINGS!
- I WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU!
- He also told him not to fly to close to the ocean :p
- Do not fly too close to the sun or your wings will melt and you will #Drown like a #Noob
- Daedalus tried to warn Icarus, but Icarus was too excited to listen.
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