Modern Myth
Montāžas Teksta
- In the land of Crete, King Minos found out that his son has died in Athens. He went to Athens to speak to the king...
- I blame you for my son's death, I don't know why but I do.
- How about we make a deal. If you don't come here ever again I will deliver 7 boys and 7 girls to you so you can serve them to The Minotaur.
- at the mall.
- King Minos has sent the 7 boys and girls to the labyrinth... on a yacht. The prince of Athens, Theseus, was one of the people on the boat. He was planning to go fight the Minotaur on his own.
- Theseus
- Theseus was given an iPhone by the King Mino's daughter, Ariadne, so he could get to the middle of the maze and find the Minotaur, and then get out. Theseus complained for a minute because he was given a phone that has a headphone jack and he didn't have Bluetooth headphones. When Theseus found the Minotaur, he chose to ignore what he was doing.
- uhhhhh rawr
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- Thanks to Google Maps, I was able to find the Minotaur.
- (The most annoying & horrifying music video that you know
- Theseus has finally defeated the Minotaur, by exploding his ears and eyes.
- (laughs, snorts)
- (laughs, snorts)
- When Theseus got back to Athens, he remembered that he had to text his dad. Later in the day, he found out that his dad committed suicide. He was then titled the king of Athens. and yeah The End.
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