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- The polls are in, the people don't like Galtieri anymore.
- Yeah, He'll need a big win to get the votes.
- Galtieri
- Vote Galtieri
- Leopoldo Galtieri, leader of Argentina, thinks about plans to regain the support of his people in his presidential office.
- If I invaded the falklands I could get the support of my nation back. And the British probably wouldn't even try to take it back anyway!
- Later, in Margaret Thatcher's office
- What!? Argentinian invasion of the Falklands!? Hmm... if i can win this war I'll gain the support of my people. However, I shouldn't drag it out so I'll win before the election, before we lose any battles and before the Argentines gain a chance of taking one of the few colonies remaining from the empire.
- We are going to annihilate the Argentines. Send 127 ships, 4,000 troops and 35 planes.
- I don't care. I'm using this war as a PR boost and I don't want to lose a single battle.
- But ma'am, there are only 5,000 Argentines!
- We won!
- Huh, I guess the Falklands ended up looking pretty British even though they govern themselves!
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