Meci the bottler
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- He is Leonardo Meci, he is 38 and he´s very lazy. Every time his family or friends need him he falls asleep. If they´re in trouble, he falls asleep, if they need his help, he falls asleep, so he´s always sleeping.
- Even tho he´s a bottler, if he makes an effort maybe he´s able to score, idk just saying
- Nah finished farmer
- He´s also a bottler
- Me? Oh now I get it I´m a bottler haha
- Yeah... Wait how tf did you read my mind?
- Thanks for giving us that goal, that was your last chance btw
- You´re a bottler!
- He´s a bottler!
- He´s a nostalgia merchant. If he misses something or ain´t able to do something anymore, he finds excuses in the past.
- Louis I loved it when you called me señorita
- Did you actually called me for this? I´m done! We broke up in September don´t you remember??
- Lisbon
- He also has a trauma with Germans. If he sees a german person it gives him anxiety.
- Ja!! Hallo Lehrer, falls du das übersetzst, ich liebe dich. Der Ef Zi Baller ist die beste Mannschaft der Welt.
- I have to say tho, he´s so generous, for example if he sees a Levante player he eventually gives him the ball... and give Louis (his ex) a trophy!
- I know! My Louis will be glad.
- Although Meci fell in love with Luis, he also has a secret crush on Serresiño, a 46 -year-old man who looks younger than Meci. Friends say Leonardo once recorded the sound Serresiño produces with his mouth to fall asleep because it relaxes him.
- SiuUuuuUuuUuuUu!!!
- It´s like a backup plan, Meci says if he fails to go back with Louis, he starts planning a future with Serresiño
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