Asking Mr. Turkey Questions
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- Have you ever tried thinking like a computer would do?
- Are you a male or female Robot Turkey?
- Male. You. Probably. Can't. Tell.
- Nope. Never. Tried. That. Before.
- Can you quickly float?
- Have you flown too far across the state?
- No. I. Am. To. Stay. Where. I. Am. Programmed. To. Be.
- Indeed. I. Can.
- Can you fit 10 books under the bed and may I see?
- Does it affect your programming?
- No. I. Don't. Do. That.
- I decided to buy a Robot Turkey from a friend, who invented this machine. Then I started to ask it questions.
- What would be the most offending to you?
- Geez! It probably would hurt their teeth.
- Yes. It. Would.
- If. Someone. Were. To. Try. And. Eat. Me.
- I continued to ask it questions, some that are logical and some that are random.
- Is there any possible way to make you taller?
- Okay? How do I do that?
- Click. A. Button.
- Yes. But. Don't. Make. Me. Too. Tall.
- Then I asked if it could fit 10 books under a bed, unfortunately I cannot hide any books that I dislike or feel ashamed of reading.
- Well, now you're a huge Robot Turkey.
- Yes. Indeed.
- Now. To. Make. A. Feast. For. Everyone.
- Normally I would ask a person what offends them so I can avoid it, but apparently I asked the Robot Turkey. I would not eat metal, even if it comes to that case.
- The Robot Turkey seemed too small just to make a feast for the town, so then I clicked a button like it told me to.
- Eventually the Turkey will fly back so I can ask more questions, but anyways, have a happy Thanksgiving in a week and a few days. :) (Don't celebrate Christmas on Thanksgiving.. Please.)
- I wasn't done asking you questions. :(
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