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- Thank you for the win! I promise to ¨return to normalcy¨ or my name isn´t Warren G. Harding.
- As president my first line of buisness is...
- Im going to hire all of my friends as cabinet members.
- I sure do hope nothing will go wrong
- Two years later...
- Jake. You can always count on and trust me.
- As my Secretary of Interior Albert, you will need to oversee this land. I trust you to make these oil reserves safe.
- I will lease this land to you which is totally ¨not illegal¨
- Teapot Dome Federal Oil Reserves
- And all you have to do is give me the moolah
- Jake. Here´s the money. Now I expect these oil reserves to make me a lot of moolah.
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- We shall never speak of this or one of us will have to go to prison or even worse, Bumped off!
- Albert Fall has been convited of leasing federal oil reserves and is now in prison.
- How dare he!!!!!! APPLESAUCE!!!
- As Vice President Calvin Coolidge I am sad to say that President Warren G. Harding died of a heart attack.
- I will now be taking over his administration immediately
- April 2nd, 1923
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