We Filipinos Are Mild Drinkers
Montāžas Teksta
- Any bars in this town? Do you know where I could buy more whiskey?
- Hello, Joe. There are no bars in this town. We do not drink whiskey.
- Here, have a swig. You have been working too hard. Don't you drink at all?
- No, thank you, Joe. We Filipinos are mild drinkers. I drink, but not whiskey.
- What do you drink? Do you know where I can buy some?
- Let's have some of that jungle juice
- All right, I will just take this carabao to the mudhole.
- I drink lambanog. I have some you can have, but I do not think you will like it.
- This place is full of coconut trees. Back home we have the pine tree. It is tall and stately. It goes straight up to the sky like a skyscraper. It symbolizes America.
- Well, the coconut tree symbolizes the Philippines. It starts up to the sky, but then its leaves sway down to eart, as if remembering the land that gave it birth. It does not forget the soul that gave it life.
- What are you doing, throwing good liquor away?
- It is the custom here always to give back to the eart a little of what we have taken from the earth.
- Here is to the end of the war!
- Here is to the end of the war!
- Nothing, the first drink always affects me this way.
- Quick, a chaser!
- What is wrong, Joe?
- Well, the first drink always acts like a mine sweeper, but this second one will be smooth.
- Here's to America!
- Here's to America!
- Plenty, this damned stuff has loosened my bridgework.
- Oh Christ, for a while I thought it was my tongue.
- What is wrong, Joe?
- Well, how about another drink? It is what we came here for. Surely you will not refuse my hospitality?
- Here's to Philippines.
- Here's to Philippines.
- Blaze, goddamn you, blaze!
- This stuff must be radioactive.
- Thanks for bringing him back. How about a can of beer before you go?
- No, thanks. We Filipinos are mild drinkers.
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