Calvin and Hobbes Uncensored
Montāžas Teksta
- Calvin
- Watterson
- Hobbes, it could just be that 19th century ouija board that we did last night with the polynesian sacrificial knife at exactly 3:33 a.m. after renouncing our status in the Catholic church, but it feels like somebody's watching us.
- Or someone....
- Gee whilikers, Calvin! I don't think it's just the consequences of your extremely poor lapse of judgement last night! I think there actually is sonething out there!
- Holy shucks! Why are a group of scrapped south park characters looking and watching our every move??? Isn't that a crime or something???
- And
- Doctor Strange is up to his freakish behavior again oh my god(wait no we're atheists as of 12 hours ago)
- If only the Department of Justice wasn't still actively searching for us because of Watergate or else we'd have you pervs locked up!
- CALVINNNN!!!! WHY ARE THE FBI AND THE TWINS FROM THE SHINING AT OUR DOOR??!!!
- It was all Hobbes, Mom! I never thought I'd say it in my life but Nixon's innocent!
- I'm also not here by the way! But Hobbes is! He's the one you want!
- Well worst case scenario I'm a literal stuffed animal
- Hobbes
- I will braid your veins
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