Class-VIII-Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth Toast
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- Colonel Fazackerley Butterworth-ToastBought an old castle complete with a ghost,But someone or other forgot to declareTo Colonel Fazak that the spectre was there.
- On the very first evening, while waiting to dine The Colonel was taking a fine sherry wine,When the ghost, with a furious flash and a flare,Shot out of the chimney and shivered, ‘Beware!’
- BEWARE!!
- Colonel Fazackerley put down his glass And said, ‘My dear fellow, that’s really first class!I just can’t conceive how you do it at all.I imagine you’re going to a Fancy Dress Ball?’
- At this, the dread ghost made a withering cry.Said the Colonel (his monocle firm in his eye),‘Now just how you do it I wish I could think.Do sit down and tell me, and please have a drink.’
- The ghost in his phosphorous cloak gave a roarAnd floated about between ceiling and floor.He walked through a wall and returned through a pane And backed up the chimney and came down again.
- Said the Colonel, ‘With laughter I’m feeling quite weak!’(As trickles of merriment ran down his cheek).‘My house-warming party I hope you won’t spurn.You must say you’ll come and you’ll give us a turn!’
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