Thou shalt BEAM like a golden otter in a froth of juiciest sea!
Smile & feather each cap as it enters & leaves (of grass?)
Thou shalt REVIVIFY TutorTrac & ensure its lambent veracity.
Thou shalt CHRONICLE consultation slip fodder into the ever-effulgent Access.
Thou shalt ENLIGHTEN consultants of forthcoming shizz. {5 min warning of ending/beginning consultations}
Thou shalt HUNT for & DESTROY hooting owls. {& I beseech thee to Eyeball the junk folder for skulking owls}
Thou shalt MAKE NEAT the myriad alcoves of our hallowed WC.
VII: Thou shalt not be a JERKFACE SWEATBEAST or HOBGOBLIN---ever; forsooth!
VIII: ...And DO your multimodal stuff, or thou shalt be rendered full sooty at the close.
IX...And don't forget to BEAM---great, heaping gobs of folxx are frightened zero at the bone by us; fixeth that.
Welcome to the Writing Center!
...And, by my troth, please despoil your chillions of nefarious TABS left open within our cybertoooobz and PLEASE put your documents into your PERSONAL STAFF FOLDER---they clutter up the desktop!
FIN
CALmmandments by Johnny Roger Schofield Storyboard by Jade Moore and Jenny Clinkenbeard
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