Little Red Riding Hood-Parody Fairytale
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- Now, Red, please could you take this basket of food to your poor sick grandmama while I do the chores, you know where she lives, be sure to stay with her for a while to make her feel better!
- Once Upon a time on a fine, fine morning after breakfast red's mother asked her to go to grandmama's house and bring her lunch.
- Ok Mama!
- Little red riding hood and her dog scared the birds and chased the squrriels as happily as a little girl can ever be. But she didn't notice a wolf lurking in the shadows
- Hey! come down you birds
- Woof!
- Ha Ha Ha Ha
- Little Girl, little girl tell me, where are you going?
- I am going to my grandma's quaint house in the forest clearing to bring her lunch cause she is sick. And I'm not afraid of you, little silly wolfie, cause I'm a mischievous little girl.
- Suddenly, the wolf leaped in front of red and stopped her
- Now, tell me, where is your grandma's house?
- Of course, wolf was NOT happy to be called "little silly wolfie" by somewhat little girl, he snorted, but managed to keep his fake smile.
- Well, you walk down the road in south-east, then you turn right twice and left once
- As soon as I got the directions, I'll bolt to it and reach it before this little girl. I'll eat her grandma, pretend that I am her grandma when she got there, then I'll eat her too! PERFECT!
- The wolf started to run as fast as he could towards grandma's house. But, you see, he and drunken a liter of apple cider not long ago and his brain was fuzzy. So he went all south-west (thinking he had gone the right way), while red went all the way south-east.
- Ha Ha! Here I come!
- South-east (the right way)
- So, a little while later, while little red riding hood and her grandmama were happily crunching on snacks and having a chat, wolf was being roasted with carrots and potatos by the three pet bears of Goldilocks! The End!
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