Isaac Newton Story
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- GREETINGS SCHOLARS. MY NAME IS JANET. I WILL BE NARRATING THIS STORY. TO MY RIGHT YOU WILL FIND MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER JILL. SHE WILL BE PLAYING THE ROLE OF “THE CAT”. SAY HI TO THE READERS JILL
- UMMM HI
- MEET SIR ISAAC NEWTON–HE WILL BE JOINING US SHORTLY...
- ...YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM AS THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RULES OF GRAVITATIONAL LAW...
- ...BUT AMONG US DOMESTIC ANIMALS, HE'S KNOW AS THE "FLAP GUY"
- MOM YOU ARE SUCH A GOSSIP! THE FLAP GUY STORY IS AN ANCIENT URBAN LEGEND! THOSE HUMANS CAN’T EVEN PROVE IF THE GUY HAD A CAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
- JILL BE QUIET! I'M STARTING THE STORY AND THE MAN IS SITTING RIGHT UP THERE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
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- SHOULD I REFLECT THIS LIGHT THROUGH A PRISM?
- SO, ONE AFTERNOON IN 1700, –THE TALENTED SIR NEWTON GOT TO STUDYING THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN LIGHT AND COLOR. ISAAC YOU'RE LIVE!
- HEY JANET! AND HELLO YOU YOU ALL
- ENOUGH MAKEUP! G0 TO YOUR FRAME JILL
- INTERMISSION
- JILL
- WHATEVER MOM! YOU CAN'T RUSH THE STAR OF THE SHOW
- ISAAC LET ME IN RIGHT NOW! I’M SO SICK OF YOUR DUMB LITTLE EXPERIMENTS
- ...FRUSTRATED THAT HIS CAT KEPT COMING IN AND OUT, SPOILING HIS PREFECT BLACKOUT SETTING, HE LEFT HER LOCKED OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR
- POOR LITTLE KITTY. I WISH I COULD LET HER IN
- IF I LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU, THEN IT WILL LET LIGHT THROUGH AND IF I BRING YOU INSIDE WITH ME THEN YOU WILL INTERRUPT ME WHEN YOU NEED TO LEAVE
- I FIGURED IT OUT! I'M GOING TO MAKE A HOLE LARGE ENOUGH FOR THE CAT TO FIT THROUGH EASILY, AND I'LL FINISH IT OFF BY COVERING THE INCISIONS WITH A FELT CUT-OUT
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- FINALLY, I CAN CONTINUE MY EXPERIMENTS WITHOUT ANY INTERRUPTION
- I CAN ROAM FREELY AND BOTHER MY CELEBRITY OWNER ANYTIME I WANT
- OOPS SORRY FOLKS, I FORGOT I WAS NARRATING. JILL COULD YOU PLEASE...
- ...FINE! THIS UNEVENTFUL STORY OF HOW NEWTON MODELED THE FIST EVER CAT FLAP HAS NOW COME TO AN END. HOPE YOU ENJOYED
- PHEW!...MOM I'LL BE GOING TO MY ROOM NOW
- HEY GUYS. REMEMBER ME? I JUST WANTED TO SAY, THE INVENTION OF THE CAT FLAP WAS NOT WITHOUT CONSIDERATION OF THE SCIENCE. IT WORKS AS A PENDULUM, SWINGING FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER–DEMONSTRATING YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY DISCOVERIES. YOU PROBABLY KNOW IT AS NEWTON’S THIRD LAW OF MOTION BUT TO ME IT’S JUST THE THIRD LAW OF MOTION
- THE END
- THE MOMENT HAS PASSED ISAAC
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