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- The Battle of Shrewsbury
- Owwwwwww! Oh golly, it looks like I have taken a nasty arrow to the head!
- Ha! Take that you stupid prince!
- Please, someone, help me! I have been here for an hour!
- Oh, Sir, my utmost appologies, we must find you help imdediately.
- You must find me help, for the love of your future king!
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- Of course, my lord.I supose one option is the wisewoman; you are not exactly going to need to give birth though!
- You could go to the apothercary. But... there have been rumors that they do not have any medical qualifications.
- Then I supose the barber surgeon could be another option. They can ambutate limbs - not that that would be much use to you of course!
- Or, I could take you to the physician, they base all of their treatments on Galen so must be reliable. Although, they are expensive. Only the best for a prince, of course.
- Owwwww! As lovely as that all sounds, I have had quite enough of you surgeons - I need a specialsit, fast.
- Oops, looks like I didn't pull the head out! Better luck next time, I suppose. Or, we could leave it to go rotten, then suck it out, along with the gunge and grime created - how exciting!
- Lets have a closer look, shall we? Hmm, interesting....I will help you, but on one condition. You stop complaining and get on with it - your voice agrivates me so!
- Kenneworth Castle
- I will create an intrument that will remove the complete arrow, unlike these amatures you saw before coming to me. It will take three days through, so stay strong. I will call it the 'Bradmore Screw' (named after me, John Bradmore, of course).
- Why, oh why did this happen to such a noble man! I am far to important to be shot in the head with an arrow! I have travelled 50 miles to get here! I may be just 16 but I am mighty - I will conquor!
- Oh, it was all a peice of cake. First, I measured and observed the wound, then began treatment. I washed it out and filled it with honey and elderflower (a treatment of my own creation). I then sealed the wound with a poultice. Then you were brought here, a monestery, where we gave you herbal tea to soothe and sang prayers to help. And then, of course, after four days I inserted my amazing creation into your head and it worked. (After a few atempts of course!) Just remember to come back every three days for me to change the bandage!
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- Wow! I feel great! How did you do it? I don't know how to thank you.
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