Byronic Hero-Head of Muggle Relations Interview
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- Welcome Dr. Frankenstein! The Ministry is delighted to know more about you since you were one of our top picks for Head of Muggle Relations!
- Is there a reason why the interview is here? I am Dr. Victor Frankenstein; I am better than a lousy ministry! Where is the Minister and why am i talking to a squib like you?
- With all do respect sir, I am the Minister's trusted assistant and he asked me personally if I could interview you. I can take you to his office after the interview is finished.
- I don't care if he asked you personally or if you are his assistant. YOU ARE STILL A DISGUSTING SQUIB AND THE MINISTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! I should replace the minister as this is unacceptable behaviour!
- 10 MINUTES INTO THE INTERVIEW...
- Okay, I am going to move onto the next question? It says you were expelled from Hogwarts... can you explain why?
- Let me reassure you...I was a brilliant student at Hogwarts. My teachers would constantly praise me for having no flaws. Even to this day, I am proud to say I have none. The short answer would be...
- FRANKENSTEIN CONTINUES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION...
- My mother tragically passed away while tending to my lovely sister. This caused me to lose control and it heightened my hatred towards muggles. So the next night I snuck out of the Slytherin Common Room and I returned back home. I was so consumed with angry and fear. I ended up hexing the family who got my sister sick and they passed away and couple days later. I was happy because I knew the family couldn't harm anyone. The Headminister found out and I was expelled from Hogwarts.
- WOW! That was very um...interesting? I have one more question until we finish. Why do you want to be the Head of Muggle Relations?
- This is an easy question! It will help me become the Minister of Magic. Muggles don't MATTER. They are stupid creatures that are nosy and useless to our society. I would know because I created a muggle to understand how they function without magic. It was totally useless and I just created a monster that murdered more muggles. The World of Magic doesn't need them. I am the perfect fit for this job because I truly understand their intent. I-...
- *INTERVIEWER CUTS OFF FRANKENSTEIN AND BEGINS TO TALK QUICKLY*
- *interviewer apparates in a hurry and Frankenstein makes his way to the exit*
- Um...that will be all sir! I...um will put in a good...um word for the Minister! Thank you!
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