They can't put you in the slammer for speeding Guv'nor. All they can do is take your car and you licence for a year maybe you have nothing to worry about though
Great now I have a ticket and the cop has my name and my address.
I am highly skilled at what I do
I never tell those coppers all my information
Why did you lie and not tell the cop your real job?
Why not you said that you are in a highly skilled at what you do
No No not that. I am way better than people who fix cars, I have more skill than very single one of them all together
I am good with my fingers...
What do you mean by good with your fingers? Like are you good at fixing things?
What is it that you do again?
it is all part of my job, I am a finger smith. I take from the rich and give to the poor
No you don't the cop will be needing this
I have to worry about that cop now, I have to go to court and then I have to pay the ticket which is going to be so expensive ugg
Wait what how do you have his ticket book and his note book?
Are you missing your belt guv'nor? Or your shoe lace or even your watch. You asked what I do for a living, I am a finger smith and you won't have to worry about those copper anytime soon they can't do anything if they don't know your name
Yea kind of, but I only take from the people that look like they don't need the money. I mostly go to the track and after the wealthy people get there winnings I take there ticket
So you're like Robin Hood? Like you steal from the rich and give to the poor?
That is amazing, wait how did you get the coppers books? Oh my your amazing I say we should go burn those books
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