Catfishing
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- Ahh... another busy day of herding confused and annoying souls across to the land of the dead. At least this lot were well-behaved. I didn't need the scythe. Hopefully no one bothers me. Honestly, nobody these days knows that Death has a busy schedule!
- A new text message:
- Hey, Death! It’s skeleton #345. You might know me - I’m a celebrity down in the skeleton community. I found your contact from a different skeleton, since you’re as world-famous as me. Do you want to keep in contact?
- Skeleton #345! Wow, of course I know you! It would be amazing to keep in touch.
- Hi. I have a favour to ask. Can I borrow $1,000 to help me pay for a phone? I'm eyeing one that the newly deceased are going on about. I'll pay you back, so there's no worries there. I know I can trust you - you're my friend.
- Skeleton #345
- The next day:
- OK. I'll give you the money. Just this time - don't expect me to keep doing it.
- The next week...
- Hi again! Another favour... for a different skeleton. My friend's bones have been ripped out of their sockets. Can I have another 5,000 to support them?
- Skeleton #345
- Fine! I hope they're not in a million pieces. Promise to pay me back? I'll give you my details. No more, OK? I'm not that generous. I have a reputation to uphold.
- WHAT? I'm 3,000 dollars in debt! Skeleton #345 still hasn't paid me back... I've been used!
- Found some money to take a trip down memory lane
- No! I will not stand for this! I'm running out of money and I've been humiliated!
Sukurta daugiau nei 30 milijonų siužetinių lentelių