Well i suppose in the name of god i might as well do what's to be done.
Here Topsy, good doggie.
If you hadn't drunk the price of the pig ye'd money now to pay for her !!
To hell with it for a story, i can't drown her!
You are a devil of a women to ask me to drown her.
A peasant, his wife and their dog were walking along the crags towards the cliffs. The women was knitting, the men was walking and the dog was hunting rabbits.
NOOOO!!! DON'T DO IT!!!
If you are too cowordly to do it, i'll throw her down myself!
there were walking closer and closer of the edge. The dog was coming in front of the men.
WOAFF
Don't touch Topsy!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
they stoped in front of the cliff. The dog crawled in front of the men. There were arguing. The women shook her knitting in his face. On the one hand he knows that his wife said right but on the other hand he is attached to his dog.
The women came forward to the dog and try to throw her.
The angry men decided to pushed his wife despite his love for her for saving his dog.