Once there was a boy named Stanley Yelnats. A long long long time ago his no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great great grandfather cursed his decendents for eterety . Since he was cursed with unluckyness he unironicly got sent to a solitary camp in Texas called camp green lake for a crime he was falsely convited of.
madme Zeroni told himthat him and his decendats wpould be cursed for all and eternity id he didnt come back and carry her up the mountain after he caried the pig up the mountainso he could get a girl a long time ago.
this is when Stanley run away to go find Zero after trying to drive the water tuck to zero.