¨Its Friday night and we have places to be. Put some clothes on and lets go.¨
Sorry, dawg. I don´t really feel like goin´ nowhere tonight.
Slajd: 3
¨That wasn´t a request,Jus. Don´t think I haven´t noticed how mopey you been this week. Being alone in your current state isn´t good for your mental health, man. Blake´s birthday party is tonight, and you´re coming with me.¨
¨No. I´m not.¨
Slajd: 4
¨Aww, come on, Manny! Get outta here with that.¨
¨All right, then. You wanna stay in bed? Cool. My dirty ass will be right here with you.¨
Slajd: 5
¨Great! I´ma go get my car from the lot. I´ll meet you down stairs in 10.¨
¨Damn, you stink, dawg. Fine, I´ll go.¨
Slajd: 6
Justyce and Manny head over to Blake´s Birthday party
Slajd: 7
Yeah, happy birthday.
¨Bros! So glad y´all mad it!¨
¨Happy birthday, man!¨
Slajd: 8
¨ Yo, listen. There´s this fine-ass black girl here from Decatur prep, and I was thinking you guys could wingman it up for me and shit. Homegirl´s got the fattest ass I´ve ever seen, and I think if she meets my ..., i´ll have a good chance at getting her upstairs. You feel me, dogs?¨
Slajd: 9
¨Is this fool serious right now?¨
¨Jus, chill.¨
Slajd: 10
“Hell nah, I’m not ’bouta chill. Ya boy’s got racist lawn gnomes andwhite people in blackface hanging on the walls, now he pulls this shit,and you want me to chill?”
“Dude, none of that crap is mine. My mom’sgreat-uncle was one of those performers, so she hung up some posters.No big deal.”
Slajd: 11
Recreated by Jaydon Jones
“You coming over here asking us to help you use a black girl IS a bigdeal, Blake. That’s not to mention you tossin’ the n-word around likeyou own it.”
¨You don’t own it any more than I do, bro. Nobody ownswords. I’d think you’d know that as someone “smart enough” to getinto Yale.¨
Slajd: 12
¨Yo aren´t you the girl from Decatur prep.¨
¨This is so lit, where is blake though.¨
Slajd: 13
¨All right, y’all, let’s calm down before this gets outta hand.¨
¨It’s already outta hand, Manny. Your boy Blake is a racist.¨
Slajd: 14
¨We people. You realize Manny is one of us people too, right?¨
¨What is it with you people and the goddamn race card, huh?¨
Slajd: 15
¨Except Manny’s got some sense and doesn’t make everythingabout race. Why don’t you loosen the hell up?¨
¨Too bad you weren’t around to say that to the cop whocuffed me for tryna to help my girl.¨
Slajd: 16
¨Ex-girl, you mean? Didn’t she dump your ass?¨
¨Homies!¨
Slajd: 17
¨Man, I’m sick of y’all acting like you got all this leeway.
¨Wow, dude. What crawled up your ass?¨
Slajd: 18
¨Eff you, Jared.¨
¨Whoa, now...¨
¨Ha ha¨
Slajd: 19
¨Dude, don’t disrespect my bros at my party.¨
¨Jus, let’s just go.¨
Slajd: 20
¨Watch your back, dawg.¨
¨Wait, are you threatening me?¨
Slajd: 21
¨Better watch out, B. You know Justyce grew up inthe hood. He’s gonna call up his gangsta homies to ride through onyour ass and bust some ca—¨