I know some people that can help. Amazing people. Without a doubt, the best you'll find.
America was in a crisis and people were worried. However, someone thought they knew what to do.
SpaceFor Sale
'MURICA
2 days later....
Give me your tired, your poor.... (just no Mexicans)
Now that is a presidential sign. It's the most presidential sign ever made. And I made it myself.
I'm so angelic...people love me!
Hehe...Mike doesn't realize what I'm grabbing here.
Meanwhile, in the Oval Office, the VP wonders when it all went wrong.
Uhhh! Melania is redecorating again. Hey, Mike! Check it out - my shoes match my face now.
WTF!!
Psst...Mike. Hey, you remember that sign by my big white house that said "Space For Sale"? Guess what...I bought Space...and I'm gonna start a Space Force!! Oh, and I brought you something! Are you wearing a suit to bed?
Please tell me it's not a space toy....
I already have my people there. In space! SPACE FORCE!
Why are the chairs pink? Was Melania in here, too?