Iron Curtain- We were called the Styles, they were called the Finks. We loved our flowers… but if you mention flowers around a Fink their heart sinks. The Styles found this odd, they found this so foul. All Styles thought, “Shouldn't they be more progressive by now?”. President Style thought so. Emperor Fink did not, “This is outrageous, stay away from us you FREAKS!!” he thought. “I don't like you Styles, judging us Finks… I shall build a wall to keep our minds free of the beguile of the Styles.” So President Style told our flower adorned nation… “Us and the Finks? We’re taking a vacation! They have built a wall to keep our friends and us out… this is most grievous.” said Pres. Styles with a pout.
Truman Doctrine-“They’ve gotten so angry…those Finks over there…they want us and our flowers out of their hair! Something so simple you'd think! If they continue to harm their neighbors we’ll cover them in flowers…I'm thinking…pink!” President Styles was so sure in his words. He was fierce when backed by his crew, the thing he didn't realize is that this affects me and you.
NATO/Warsaw Pact-So all the pollen-loving nations all convened. We had our friends from the West and some from a little East. We all talked together about creating peace, a type of family, a unified bouquet at least! So us and our friends we all gave a flower, and signed a contract binding the bouquet together. If the Finks wanted to kill one flower he’ll have to take them all! Come at us Emperor Fink! We’re ready for a brawl!
Arms Race- “OH OH OH…I get it…I see. You want to make a PACT with your flower loving friends…against ME?” Emp. Fink had an idea in mind… “I'll drop an APHID on your land, no flowers you’ll find…yes that is my plan!” Us Finks, we were on edge! What was the point of our allies if we had no flowers in our nation? Our scientist decided to create a HONEYBEE to counter the APHID. The idea was that we'd let the HONEYBEE go, in turn when it landed it would let pollen flow. The flowers would sprawl all across their land, we’d hope this would show them not to mess with the Styles again. Only it didn't work! They just got more mad, then two more APHIDS popped up. They had!! So we felt the pressure, I assure you we did! We made more and more HONEYBEES, we took a risky bid.
WE WANT FLOWERS! WE WANT FLOWERS!!
The Fall of The Berlin Wall-The population of the Finks were getting fed up, “WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MUCK” They chanted. “We don't care about the Styles, we aren't sad like you think… honestly, we don't even want to be Finks!” Everyone was so on edge. “We’d actually like some flowers, maybe even a hedge!” We could tell they were tired of this everlong dredge. The unrest was visible within the Finks. “We have all decided this wall really stinks! Our families are over there, yes they may be, why should we be kept from our friends who like flowers adorned on a tree, that doesn't seem the most logical to me!” So they tore the wall down, now this is a prize! “Were watching the Styles crumble, come watch you guys.” So the Styles settled down to watch the thing fall. We all took witness to the fall of the big wall.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF MONEY!
The Fall of the USSR-With things all in shambles Emp. Fink had no time to ramble. He’d spent all his money making APHIDS. So the world we all watched, we all took heed. This was the fall of the Finks indeed. When the rest of the world that resents flowers saw the Fink civilians take the lead, they all decided they wanted to be freed. No more hating the flowers, matter of fact lets have flowers shower.