Hi. I'm going to tell you a story. This story is about Johnny.
Now Johnny was bullied. Bullied by people as mean as murder hornets.
Get him.
So he thought the bullies were friends. When the bullies stuffed fish as slippery as wet wipes in Johnny's pants all Johnny said was...
The bullies called Johnny dork face. Johnny thought that dork meant strong. As strong as a sumo wrestler!
Ahhh. Now that feels good.
Then one day the bullies chased Johnny into the candy store. They ran into a mountain of toxic waste candies which gave them...
Superpowers!!! Johnny had good superpowers, and the bullies had evil super powers! As evil as Megatron!
The fight began! Bully number 1 shot phlegm as slimy as snails out of his mouth!
Super phlegm breath!!
Time to cook this phlegm with my lasers and eat it with my super stomach!!!
Then bully number 2 shot rock boogers out of his nose as fast as speeding bullets!
I will cut those rocks in half with my plasma hands!
But then...
I have the greatest power of all!!! I can take Johnny's powers for myself!!!
Johnny lost his powers because bully number 3 took them away with his lasers! Now Johnny was as weak as a worm.
Johnny didn't give up! He told a teacher and stood up to the bullies
But it didn't work. The teacher didn't believe Johnny and rejected him like a girlfriend dumping her boyfriend when she sees he is as messy as her dog with diarrhea!
When Johnny stood up to the bullies the bullies just beat him up, like baby lion cubs beating up each other.
What is the moral of this story? Never stand up to bullies with super powers.
But wait our story does not end there!!!
The bullies lost their powers because we need a good ending. Now Johnny had the best idea! As good as Thomas Edison's bright idea for the lightbulb!
YANK!!!
YANK!!!
YANK!!!
Johnny gave all the bullies a wedgie!
I can't show you them because they look ridiculously stupid with their underwear over their faces. Johnny pulled that underwear super high! There was nothing left for them to do but apologize.
We are sorry for bullying you.
Whats the real moral of the story? Haven't you ever read a book before? It's always NEVER, EVER GIVE UP!