Jake Of State Farm- God Of Insurance.

Hey boss! why'd you call me to your office?

I hate to say this Jake, but your FIRED from state farm...

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WHAT!!!!!!

YOU WERE 1 MINUTE LATE TO WORK! YOU SHALL NEVER COME BACK EVER AGAIN!!!

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Hello Jake. I have noticed you were fired so I will make you a God. God of insurance! We can be God friends!

Zeus!! Do you really mean it!!! Thank you so much! give me a big hug!

ONE VERY LONG HUG LATER...

That was so fun im so happy we met!

I hope he never found out..... hehe.

Yeah! This 2 bedroom apartment is perfect! I wont have to work at State farm anymore.

And a little poo...

...ONE MONTH LATER...