I hereby declare that all of the people who were at the peaceful Capitol protest on 1/6/2021, are all pardoned from punishment.
WHAT? THATS CRAZY!
WHY DID I EVEN VOTE FOR YOU!?
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This is a very nice country you have here, Augustus.
Thank you very much Mr. Trump, I hope to visit America soon as well *turns around to leave*
*whispers* Have the troops ready incase they attack
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I want to appoint this stray gorilla I found in my closet to serve as an ambassador.
I'm just here to look cute
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Chief Executive
God no! Please no! Don't pass it!
Legislative Leader
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Head of State Commander in Chief
Hi, we are budget officials to help you plan the federal government's budget.
Oh ok cool, I was thinking $97,352,772 because I'm like a trillionaire.
Um... ok?
Economic Leader
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Chief Diplomat
As the Republican Party leader, I help raise money. Please help us raise money to fund me. I have lost a lot of money due to many failed suing attempts.
Party Leader
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I'm proposing a bill saying that I can be president for 3 terms just like Teddy Roosevelt. But ONLY ME!