Today was an awful day at school. Our seating arrangements were rearranged, and I ended up sitting next to Suzan James, whom I had a crush on until now. It's common knowledge that she chews a lot of gum, but what I witnessed today was shocking.
Wednesday
What the f***
Today, representatives from a juice company came to ourschool to promote their product. Each student was given a complimentary box ofjuice. As I watched her prepare to drink the juice, she removed a piece of gumfrom her mouth, rolled it between her fingers, and proceeded to stick it behindher ear. I was taken aback and left wondering what in the world was happening.
Initially, I was thrilled to be seated next to her, butafter witnessing her actions, my feelings for her have changed. I am activelyseeking to relocate my seat to distance myself from her.
Do you always stick the gum there?
But why?
How much long?
Well, ,I can spend a week with one gum.
This helps it going for long.
Yeah!
I now have a new crush on Emma James, who is a year younger than me. She has officially become the cutest girl in “My book of cute girls.” There is no such book like this for real. It’s all just in my mind.
The Book of"CUTE GIRLS"
Author: Brad
If such a book, titled "Author: Brad," were to exist, it would undoubtedly appear bizarre to others.
Regarding the seat rearrangement, I am uncertain where to relocate. The individuals in my class are far more peculiar than one could ever imagine. For instance, who would have thought that Fregly eats boogers on his sandwich during lunch?
Additionally, there's a boy named David who responds "yes" to every question posed to him.
And I don’t want myself to be called stupid. Duh, I got a reputation,
David, do you know the one siting next to you is a stupid.
David, do you know you’re a total jerk?
So if I sit with him;
Yes!
Yes!
Holly has a habit to slap on the back of anyone next to her. So if I sit with her;
I don’t want myself to get beaten either. Repeating myself again,
Brad will you go with me to the dance party?
"I HAVE A REPUTATION!"
I knew it!
SLAP!
Sure girl!
!?
If my teacher permits it, I would be able to sit with Henry. Currently, we are prohibited from sitting together due to our tendency to engage in outrageous behavior.
Henry and I are seated on opposite sides of the classroom, with him on the east wing and me on the west wing.
During the last history exam, we both received an "F" grade and proceeded to fold our papers into airplanes and fly them around the room. Unfortunately, our teacher returned to the classroom mid-flight and punished us by forcing us to stand outside for the remainder of the day. After only five minutes of standing outside, we both ran off to the café. However, the principal caught up with us and gave us a stern scolding before contacting our mothers.
Henry's mom was like:
I know how kids behave at your age and you are much better than them.