When Dahl was seven, his mother decided that he should leave kindergarten and go to a proper boy school. Luckily they found a preparatory school for boys, only a mile away from their house.
The great mouse plot
One day Dahl and his friends discovered a dead mouse, after they found it, they made up something called "The great mouse plot:.
Can I have 1 Sherbet Sucker and 1 Bootlace please.
WANTED FOR MURDER
The next day, Dahl and his friends decide to buy some candies, when they saw a sign which said "Closed", Dahl though that he had murdered Mrs Pratchett
I AM ONLY 8 YEARS OLD.NO little boy HAS EVER MURDERED anyone. It's not possible.
Luckily, Dahl didn't murder Mrs Pratchett, but, they had to receive a brutal cane from the headmaster.
Your turn young Thwaites.
Going to Norway
Do not worry young Dahl, it will not hurt.
During the summer holiday, Dahl's mother was very spontaneous and decided to remove Roald Dahl's adenoids
On September 1925, Dhal remembers that his mother brought him to St Peter's school, from that day onward, every year Dahl would write to his mother, continuing for 35 years!
Wake up already, it's 7 clock! NOW!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Headmaster Croombes
*gulp*
'These were the thoughts that flashed through my mind when Thwaites said that she could have had a heart attack and died.'.