One day, I hope to become a creationist vicar!
(God): I created everything!
I've decided to go on a journey to circumnavigate the world!
Charles Darwin found verifiable evidence to contradict his beliefs...
Why would god create such vicious creatures?
and evidence exemplifying an idea of evolution
These two turtles have slight differences...
I must investigate this theory further over the next 20 years!
I feel no remorse for having committed any great sin, but have often and often regretted that I have not done more direct good for our fellow creatures