You have the skinniest little chicken legs I have ever seen! Come back to my van with me and we can get you some protein and lipids on those things.
First of all, what is a lipid? And secondly, you probably kidnap kids heck no!
Lipids are fatty acids and cholesterol that provide energy, protects vital organs, and provides insulation so your little chicken legs don't freeze and fall off. I've got chocolate, cheese, and nuts at my van if you just follow me!
Mmmm, chocolate does sound good right now... I'll follow you but you're going to have to give me more than just fats. This kid I found bites so don't try to kidnap me!
You could use some carbohydrates as well... Carbohydrates will provide a main source of energy and really help you bulk up. I have cereals and honey if you like those. I also think that you need some proteins like meat, eggs, and milk. Those will build and repair tissues and help the body make important substances.
This sounds like a scam... but if it will make me not be bullied and make it so this baby is not my only friend then I will try.
Well since you're willing to try, might as well get all of your nutrients! Vitamins and minerals are essential along with water. The biggest difference between vitamins and minerals is that vitamins come from plants and animal sources while minerals are from soil and water. Vitamins and minerals help the body function and work properly. Some vitamins are Vitamin C and Niacin and some minerals are Calcium and Iodine.
That sounds good. What are we waiting for give me the stuff!
Well our last and final nutrient is water to wash it all down. Water provides lubricant for your joints and cells and is good for your overall well being. I have bottled water in my van as one source but I also have fruits and vegetables like watermelon and cucumbers.
I don't see it in the van... Where is it?
You're literally so dumb... I'm kidnapping you and the baby.
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Oh that's not good...Yeah I don't think so. Baby attack!