MACBETH
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- Bruh, I just did the thing. Did you not hear that sound?
- When?
- Bruh, as I was going down?
- RN, Macbeth is murking Duncan. The doors to his room are open and the snores of the lit servants are a total joke to their job of keeping him safe. I drugged their drinks so they'd knock TF out and look like they dead.
- OMG, the wine that made the help lit has made me fearless AF. The booze that knocked them out has lit a fire in me. Shhh, listen up! That screech was an omen of death, like when the night guard rings the bell at 12 AM for a death row inmate.
- I deadass heard the owl screech and the crickets bawling. You trying to say something?
- My husband!!
- Just now
- Skrrt, skrrt
- Wah, wah
- Nahhh, that's cap. Calling it a "big L" is just clownin'.
- Yo, Donalbain's in da house.
- One homie cackled in his snooze, while another straight up screamed "murder!" and it woke both of them TF up.
- This is such a sad sight, like major sad vibes.
- YO, who's catchin' some z's in the spare room?
- We can't be vibing with that kind of mindset on our actions. It's legit gonna make us lose our minds.
- Don't overthink it.
- Yo, who dis? What's good, fam!
- Yo, look! I lowkey set the servants’ blades in Macbeth’s way so he couldn’t miss ‘em. Ngl, if Duncan didn’t look exactly like my pops when he was passed out, I would’ve offed him myself.
- OMG, the housekeepers are woke AF and the mission is so not finished. It would be such a L if we mess up and can't kill the king.
- Bruh, this servant straight up said "God bless us!" and the other one was like "Amen," like they caught me with my hands all bloody.
- Even though I could hear the fear in their voices, I couldn't be like, "Aight, amen" when they were all like, "Bless us, God!"
- What does that even mean tho?
- Yo, I swear I heard someone straight up yell, "No more Z's, Macbeth be killin' sleep." Just tryna catch some z's, man.
- Sleep be like the ultimate stress reliever, the ultimate day-ender, the ultimate pain-reliever, and the ultimate mind-soother.
- Yo, snoozin' is like the main dish and the most bangin' fuel in the ultimate feast of existence.
- Yah
- There are like literally two that are roomies now.
- Yo, drop off that freaking merch and make sure to mess up the minions while they're knocked out.
- Yo, grab some agua and wash the gross proof off your hands. Like, why'd you even bother bringing those daggers from the crib? They gotta stay there.
- Who tf said this? Oh my gosh, bro, you're like making yourself feel weak and unable to do stuff when you're overthinking everything.
- The voice was like, crying and crying, "No more sleep!" to everyone in the house.
- "Glamis totally killed our chance for sleep, so Cawdor won't be getting any sleep either. And Macbeth? Forget about it, he's not sleeping either."
- I was like, standing there, but they just mumbled their prayers and knocked out again.
- Ugh, you're such a wimp! Hand over those daggers, like, now. Dead and knocked out folks are like, totally harmless, just like a basic pic.
- If Duncan is still bleeding, I'll make the servants look sus by covering their faces in his blood. Gotta make it seem like they did it.
- It's legit immature to be scared of a creepy painting.
- Yo, where's that banging at? Why do I react so hard to every sound?
- I ain't going back. Just the thought of what I did scares me. I can't even bring myself to look at it again.
- But like, why couldn't I just say "Amen"? I really needed God's blessing, but that word just got totally stuck in my throat.
- Entered Duncan's room...
- Lady Macbeth enters...
- Bruh, my hands are lit red like yours, but if my heart was as weak and basic as yours, I'd be hella embarrassed.
- Yo, there's banging at the south gate. We gotta dip back to our room.Bruh just a lil water and all the receipts are gone. It's like, so effortless! Your drive is like, non-existent.
- Knock, knock!!
- Get rid of those lame thoughts that bring you down, yo.
- Listen! More knocking. Put on your sleeping robe, so that when we have to appear it won't seem as if we’ve been awake and watching this whole time.
- The only way I can own up to my actions is to leave my identity behind.
- Whose hands these be? LOL! They yanking my eyeballs out. Can all the ocean water clean the blood off?
- Nah, my hands would just make the whole sea red. Green to red real quick.
- Yo, go smack Duncan awake with your banging at the door. Low key wishing it was possible.
- They exit...
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