Did you put the juice on Titania's eyes my zany messenger, Puck
Oberon
I did, but my mistress is in love with a monster! I fixed an ass's head on a simpleton actor who was rehearsing a play for Theseus's wedding da. My mistress Titania woke, saw the ass headed man and immediately fell in love with him!
Puck
Yes, this is the woman, but he isn't the Athenian I bewitched with the love juice !
Did you anoint the Athenian's eyes with the love juice?
I will never marry you. you murdered Lysander!
Hermia
Why are you angry a with someone who loves you Hermia?
Demetrius
You cur! Once and for all tell me his fate. Did you kill him sleeping? I don't want to see you again! I'm leaving.
I do not love you. Where is he? Oh, good Demetrius, will you return my Lysander to me?
I'd rather give his carcass to my hounds!
I did not kill Lysander and I'm not sure he's dead. I'm going wallow here in my sorrow!
What have you done? You did it all wrong! You put the love juice on the eyes of a true lover and your bungling has upset true love, not put false love right! I command you to go find Helena of Athens and trick her into coming here, while I lace this Athenian's eyes with the juice.
Fate has decided that, for every man who keeps his word, a million break their promises, one pledge cancels out another. But, I will obey you and go swifter than an arrow shot from Tartar's bow to bring Helena and set the wrong right.