The pardoners tale
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- Let me to you all a story about morals
- what could you possibly teach us about morals pardoner?
- "Greed is the root of all evil."
- ironic coming from you, good sir.
- My story starts off with three drunk rioters
- Did you hear? john was killed!
- John? he was one of our best friends!
- Lets fight death!!!
- I know where to find death, I've been looking for him for years after all...
- Death is under an oak tree in a grove just out of town
- The drunks left town in pursuit of death but instead...
- Gold!
- wait boys, we cant just take this into town in broad daylight, we'll be called thieves!
- Then we wait for nightfall
- Then i'll fetch some bread and wine for the wait!
- an hour later...
- Wait a minute!
- what is it?
- if we get rid of Jonathan, that's more money for us!
- Meanwhile..
- yes, i'm dealing with a rat problem, may i have a vile of poison?
- ?
- Shank
- A shame really...
- Now let us Celebrate!
- 5 minuets later...
- But no need to fear, I've brought some relics to free you of sin host, at a small price of course.
- Beware the sin of avarice, it can only bring treachery, or death!
- Yes of course
- Didn't you tell me earlier tonight that the relics are fake and you only use them for money?
- I'll make a relic out of your genitals!
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