Mr White and his son were playing chess, wondering if Seargent Major Morris would actually show on this cold stormy night.
Checkmate!
Seargent-Major Morris is coming to visit us soon.
Mrs. White awaited the Seargent while knitting by the fire.
Coming!
Seargent Major Morris arrived with a special gift awaiting the White family.
Knock Knock!
He's here!
The White family was so astonished that they immediatly blurted out their wishes without giving a second thought to the other part of the Seargents sentance.
This seems like a safe answer.
I want more knitting supplies!
This monkey's paw will grant you 3 wishes, but this dark magic will trick you unless you be very specific.
I want to become a king!
What could possibly go wrong with this wish?
I want 1000 bucks!
I meant bucks as in money not deer!!!
They soon realized their wishes came true in the worst way possible...
Ahhhh! I didn't need this much knitting supplies
The white family now fully understood the cost of their ignorance.