Reducing Excess Carbon
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- (Sobbing)... "Why won't people JUST STOP OIL!"
- "Get out of the road you maniac! There's a car coming!"
- What the???
- "I said there's a car coming! What the hell are you doing crying in the middle of the road? It's not normal. Is there someone who looks after you?"
- "I'm saving your life here by stopping oil. JUST STOP OIL!"
- "What do you mean you fuckin idiot 'just stop oil'. I saw you get off the bus. You're head to foot in petrochemicals. Your clothes and gadgets and everything have all been made and transported by oil."
- "If we don't stop driving cars then the world is gonna burn, then freeze, then freeze burning or something. SHADAP!"
- "Hey, Earth to Butthead, Earth to Butthead!"
- "We all want a greener lifestyle, more harmonious with nature and less-polluting, but what you espouse is communism masquerading as environmentalism.
- "Peasants haven't brought us here, it's the elites. In the past the peasants had cottage industries and strips of land. It is the elites who forced peasants off the land into the cities and into wage slavery and they're doing it again. In the past peasants afforded horses and only the rich afforded cars. Now only the rich can afford horses and soon peasants won't even own a car. The elites don't want us mobile. Well, except for illegals! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
- "I can't believe you are so RACIST againt the environment. JUST STOP OIL you RACIST!" Waaaaah waaaaaaah!"
- "So you see, she - or 'they' - whatever, doesn't care about the environment. She/They just is a loser with nothing to believe in and so associates with movements that sound good. It is a pseudo-religion for losers."
- "We all love nature, but be careful that you don't become the useful idiot the elites need to push through anti-freedom, anti-democratic agendas that will shit even more over the environment. Remember, this is communist global collectivism masquerading as environmentalism. Besides, if these people care so much about excess carbon, maybe they should just kill themselves. That'll reduce their carbon footprint! Ciao for now!"
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