Doggie crime
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- Well I suppose in the name of God I might as well do what's to be done. Here, Topsy. Good doggie
- The devil a drown, I'll hide her where the police won't see her.
- Yerra is out of your mind ye are, man ? There isn't a neighbour but would be running to the police this very evening with information
- Throw her down, silly, or if you are too cowardly to do it, I'll throw her down myself.
- First, a peasant, his wife and their white bitch Topsy were walking along the crags towards the cliff. The peasant walked his hands clapsed behind his back, looking at the ground. His wife behind him knitting.
- I'm sorry, my wife...
- PAF !
- AAAAAAH !
- The man scratched his head and suggested a solution who is to hide the dog from the police.
- The woman has answered that they can't because of their neighbours who can't be trusted, and has threatened the man to throw the dog herself.
- What did I do... I have killed my wife... I don't have money... How am I going to live now ?
- Then, instead of the dog, the man pushed the woman off the cliff. She has crushed her head on a crag and drowned into the water of the ocean.
- The man thought for a while, chose to leave the cliff and went back to his house with Topsy.
- When they came back, the peasant fell on his knee and started complaining about what he has done.
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