CALmmandments
Süžeeskeem Kirjeldus
Writing Center MM Project
Süžeeskeem Tekst
- The X CALmmandments
- Thou shalt BEAM like a golden otter in a froth of juiciest sea!
- Smile & feather each cap as it enters & leaves (of grass?)
- Thou shalt REVIVIFY TutorTrac & ensure its lambent veracity.
- Thou shalt CHRONICLE consultation slip fodder into the ever-effulgent Access.
- Thou shalt ENLIGHTEN consultants of forthcoming shizz. {5 min warning of ending/beginning consultations}
- Thou shalt HUNT for & DESTROY hooting owls. {& I beseech thee to Eyeball the junk folder for skulking owls}
- Thou shalt MAKE NEAT the myriad alcoves of our hallowed WC.
- VII: Thou shalt not be a JERKFACE SWEATBEAST or HOBGOBLIN---ever; forsooth!
- VIII: ...And DO your multimodal stuff, or thou shalt be rendered full sooty at the close.
- IX...And don't forget to BEAM---great, heaping gobs of folxx are frightened zero at the bone by us; fixeth that.
- Welcome to the Writing Center!
- ...And, by my troth, please despoil your chillions of nefarious TABS left open within our cybertoooobz and PLEASE put your documents into your PERSONAL STAFF FOLDER---they clutter up the desktop!
- FIN
- CALmmandments by Johnny Roger Schofield Storyboard by Jade Moore and Jenny Clinkenbeard
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