The Angel of the Odd
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- (reading an article of how a man killed himself by sucking in a needle) "This thing is a contemptible falsehood that these penny-a-liner people created."
- "Mein Gott, den, vat a vool you bees for dat !" replied one of the most remarkable voices I ever heard.
- At first i believed it to be thunder but then out walks an extremely drunken man
-  "Humph !" resumed the voice, as I continued my survey, "you mus pe so dronk as de pig, den, for not zee me as I zit here at your zide."
- confronting me from the other seat was sure enough a figure of a wine-pipe body
- "I zay," said he, "you mos pe dronk as de pig, vor zit dare and not zee me zit ere; and I zay, doo, you mos pe pigger vool as de goose, vor to dispelief vat iz print in de print.  'Tiz de troof -- dat it iz -- eberry vord ob it."
- "Who are you, pray ?" said I, with much dignity, although somewhat puzzled; "how did you get here ?  and what is it you are talking about ?"
-  "Az vor ow I com'd ere," replied the figure, "dat iz none of your pizzness; and as vor vat I be talking apout, I be talk apout vat I tink proper; and as vor who I be, vy dat is de very ting I com'd here for to let you zee for yourzelf."
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