Vampire Hunter
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- Yo Merlin, I need some Magic spells.
- Once upon a time there was a Vampire that lived in a citadel that affirmed that who would kill all the demons in this world. He had been asleep for epochs, but the huge amount of demons in this world woke him up.
- I r8 8/8 m8, have a g8 day m8.
- For his first quest he went on top of the hunter's institute to kill a dignitary demon, the "Chupacabra". He did an impeccable kill by jumping on top of the monster.
- Die already...
- What did the man say to his forgetful zombie wife? A: You forgot your HEAD because it wasn't attached!
- After defeating the "Chupacabra", he went to one of his friend called "Merlin". Merlin was the patriarch of the hunter's clan ; He also bequeath magic to younger hunters. The Vampire went to Merlin because he wanted him to confer him ice magic spells.
- To get the magic Merlin was going to confer him the ice spells, but he had to renounce the rights to one of his swords. The Vampire accorded to this, after agreeing Merlin started to do some casting on the vampire , when he was casting he started to do some rhetoric spells.
- Sure thing, I think he is drunk...
- The Vampire needed those spells because he was going to hell to kill his last demon, and he needed ice spells to break into hell. At the entrance he saw 2 zombies having a stupid conflict, instead of embroiling in, he decided to kill them both.
- At first the demon didn't want to kill the vampire because he could rapport with him, but just after he had finished thinking about him, a sword was in his heart. After killing the final demon the Vampire decided to coup his empire and become the final demon himself.
- GG, Get REKT. Too Ez...
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