Jack and the Beanstalk (modernized)
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- Ok ma
- Son, we can sell our cow for money. Go sell it.
- I'll give you magical beans for the cow.
- Yes Please!
- How dare you!
- Jack and his mom are poor. They live in England in a small cottage in the 1800s. They needed money to eat and survive. Their only option was to sell their cow.
- Jack is very obedient to his mom, and he set out to sell his favorite cow for money.
- Jack meets a strange wizard who claims to discover time travel, and was wiling to give Jack magical beans for the cow.
- Canst thou wilt say thy location?
- Whatcha sayin bro?
- Jack's mom got mad at him for exchanging the cows for some beans instead of money. His mom threw the beans out the window.
- He gave the beans to you so we could go back in time, and meet my husband again.
- The next day, the beans magically grew outside of the house overnight. They turned into a giant beanstalk.
- So this is how the future works!
- Jack was so curious, and decided to climb it to find out where it led to. It was so tall, he climbed through clouds!
- I have never seen such a device!
- If you can figure out how to use this, you will be a rich man.
- Jack ended up magically in modern society after going through the magical beanstalk.
- Jack's English is very bad, and nobody knows what he is saying, and doesn't believe his story.
- Jack meets a physic who knows what happened, and claims that the wizard who gave him the beans was her husband, who got lost in time. . We were communicating using time crystals.
- Jack becomes modernized and understands how the new world works.
- Jack realizes he still has a magical bean he held on to, and the Physic gives Jack a bitcoin in exchange for magical beans. Hopefully, the physic got reunited with her husband.
- Another man comes along and tells Jack how to work bitcoin if Jack gave him some of the money.
- Let's go to my house to configure this!
- Jack and his new friend realize something astonishing!
- What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You have 400,000$ worth of bitcoin!!!!!!!
- Jack's new friend receives $50,000, and they invest in stalks.
- Jack becomes the richest boy alive!
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