Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome back. Now, it's time for...the #BC hour! We are going to be asking the famous Bella Crowford some questions about what she would do in situations. As you know, Ms. Bella is 19 years old. She still has some spunk in her!... I hope. Let me tell you something, Billy: you don't have to worry about that, I'm still my badass 11-year-old self deep down in my soul!Haha! Well then, are you ready to prove it?I'm ready.
Alright, your first situation is in middle school! Some girl calls you ugly and says rude comments about your clothes. What do you do?Huh. I thought you guys would hit me with something hard. I would say, "They're clothes. I grabbed 'em out of my closet and put them on. Who cares about what someone like YOU has to say, huh?" And I would shove past her and her minions. I imagine that she has minions.Wow. That really is badass.I KNOW, right? But honestly, I kinda thought about that one. In real life, like, on the spot, I would be much more like, "Who asked you?" or "Do you really think I care about your opinion?" or something like that.
Bianca Crowford, the most beautiful, perfect girl I've ever seen...Will you be my girlfriend?
Great. Hmmm...ah! Your following situation states this: you are a 5th-grader in a 5th and 6th-grade class and you hear some 6th-grade boys say your name. Then, they laugh. What would you do?This actually happened to my friend once! What a coincidence. Anyways, what happened was, she heard this guy named Ralph say her name, which was Hailee, and she whipped her head around and she was like "WHAT?!" and she just rushed to conclusions that he said something bad about her, like, maybe he was just defending her from someone, ya know! Like, my point is, she should have waited to find out, as I would. So, my final answers are I would have ignored it, but if they laughed after they said my name, I would tell the teacher and have her figure it out.Oh, so you'd tell the teacher instead of being impulsive? Interesting...
Will you be my girlfriend?SHE SAID YESSSSS VICTORYYYYYYYYYY
...ah! Your friend has been dumped, and their ex wants to get together with YOU. How do you respond?I definitely wouldn't accept. I wouldn't ghost him either, 'cause then he'd look for me like a stalker. Or he'd just be ghosted. You never know, and I cannot rely on that unpredictability of being safe or not. So, I'd meet up with him and tell him NO THANK YOU straight to his face.Huh. You're pretty wise for a 19-year-old!Hey! You're 19 too! Just wanted to say, teenagers and young adults are, I admit, mostly sassy and stupid, but some of us *ahem*me *AHEM* ME are aware that life choices, small and big, matter! Like, it's not some small thing. TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. Ahem. Sorry, got a little carried away there! Next question, please...
(shy) Actually...this question is a bit different from the rest...I don't know if you remember, Bianca, but I've been in elementary and middle school with you and I went and got this job after high school with you. But the thing is, I've always loved you, and I can't hold it back anymore...so...will you be my girlfriend?Sure! I've always loved you too, but the circumstances I was in, with my toxic friends, and the work being dumped on me, I just sorta never had time for that, ya know? Now that I'm done with that, I think I can handle a relationship, so...yes! VICTORY!!!
YAY! Bianca Crowford is my girlfriend, Bianca Crowford is my girlfriend, WOO-HOO!!!Haha! Billy! We're live on TV! Everyone can see you acting crazy!Darlin', I don't even care anymore! You are a goddess, and I'm dating you! Should I not be excited?You flatter me, Billy! I'm not a goddess and I'm not perfect-*smooches Bianca on lips* You're right; you're the QUEEN OF GODDESSES and you're so perfect that perfection itself envies you!*Blushes, smiles, and cue the smoochfest ;D*