My name is Alexander T. Wolf. You can call me Wolf. You might have heard about me from The Three Little Pigs and Little RedRiding Hood. That‘s true, though because I am real. I have been in fairy tales that has called me a villain. But it wasn't my fault I ate the grandmother in Little Red Riding Hood. She's a witch and tricked everyone just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel. I bet they're best friends.
WOLF ATTACKED GRANDMA AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
It happened one day when I was wandering in the forest. I saw this little girl wearing a red hood and robe. She was carrying a basket filled with sandwiches and drinks. She said she was going to her grandmother's cottage. I wondered if I was going to be invited to the lunch. But just as I was about to ask her, she skipped away, humming to herself. I planned to surprise her at her grandmother's cottage and ask her there. I started going through a shortcut to her cottage. I usually stayed in the forest and was used to it. It was peaceful, and I liked it.
To my grandmother's cottage.
Where are you going?
When I finally reached there, I smelled something delicious. I went inside and saw the grandmother baking cookies. But one thing I forgot to do was to knock, so she dropped the plate of cookies (which disappointed me) when she saw me, and she screamed. For a second, I thought my hair was a mess, but then I realized that it was me! She ran but tripped and landed in my mouth! (It was a large one, in fact). She wriggled and it came to me that she wanted to crawl inside. I gulped her, and she slid into my stomach. I then coughed out the grandmother's clothes. I thought that she wanted me to put them on, so I did.
Hello!
When I finally reached there, I smelled something delicious. I went inside and saw the grandmother baking cookies. But one thing I forgot to do was to knock, so she dropped the plate of cookies (which disappointed me) when she saw me, and she screamed. For a second, I thought my hair was a mess, but then I realized that it was me! She ran but tripped and landed in my mouth! (It was a large one, in fact). She wriggled and it came to me that she wanted to crawl inside. I gulped her, and she slid into my stomach. I then coughed out the grandmother's clothes. I thought that she wanted me to put them on, so I did.
HELP! WOLF!
I jumped out of bed and was about to start telling her it was a prank (along with laughing and enjoying a nice lunch together), but then my plan went berserk. She screamed, "Help! Wolf!" around five times. Unluckily, before I caught her, a nearby woodcutter heard her scream and ran to fetch me. I barfed out the grandma. After, I explained the truth to the woodcutter. He believed me, so, he hid me in his house, knowing I was the most wanted "criminal" at the time. I was never seen again. My lesson is to don't go too far for anything, especially pranks. I hope that they finally forgive me and take those "Wanted" posters off.
WANTEDName: Alexander T. WolfCrimes Committed: With Little Red Riding Hood & Three Little PigsReward if found: 500 gold coins