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- Long ago, Aliens from the planet 'Rectigia' were travelling in their spaceship... They start facing some unforeseen trouble and have to land on planet Earth...
- *troubled* Oh no! Looks like we are facing some unexpected turbulence and the machine is also malfunctioning! We’ll have to land on Earth!
- *frustrated* Great! Just what we needed! Another detour! Man! this spaceship just ain’t doin’ its job anymore, is it?
- On Earth, the aliens hear some ocean creatures coughing and spluttering - fighting angrily.
- *confused* What the heck are these creatures on and on about, Zork?
- *cough ,cough* It's mine!
- *cough,cough* No, it’s mine!
- Do I look like I know, Groppy? Dude, your guess is as good as mine!
- *mocking* Are you kidding me?! Look, Zork, these creatures are fighting over that banned substance - plastic! Oh my god!
- We are fighting over precious treasure - plastic!
- *chuckles* “Precious treasure” Listen up, plastic is bad for you! You have no idea how much harm it can cause to you!
- Ah! You petty earthy fools! We have researched far and wide over the harmful effects of plastic and have concluded that it is detrimental to both humans and the environment.
- Oh, wow! If you are so incredibly advanced in research, then you’d know that even polystyrene has harmful effects on us!
- You never know what’s good or bad for you. I laugh at the prospect of me wondering how advanced you would be! You should use polystyrene instead - a much better alternative!
- The aliens are embarrassed and there is awkward silence…
- *sheepish* Um, we should get going now - what d'ya say Zork?
- *hmpfh* Excuses!
- *goes pale* Sure thing, mate! We certainly have um, uh- stuff! Yes! We have stuff to do!
- The aliens start fixing their spaceship and realize….
- Pssst, Zork!!! I think we need 1 plastic gear to fix our spaceship!
- Oh no..
- So what did we learn today? Now you know that plastic, even after all its side effects, provides great utility and we are dependent upon it!
- The End
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