Chumash Project Issue 1
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- What? My sons are going to compete?!?! I am in for a long few years....
- Why do I have to go through all this pain? Thank you Hashem for answering mine and Yitzchak's tefillot to give me twins, but what's going on? None of my pregnant friends feel this type of pain in pregnancy!
- “Two nations are in your womb, Two separate peoples shall issue from your body; One people shall be mightier than the other, And the older shall serve the younger.”
- Look how strong the other one is! Grabbing onto his heel for dear life! He's grabbing onto Esav's "Ekev", so let's call him Yaakov
- They're beautiful! One of them is so hairy! He looks like a big strong man! Let's call him "Esav
- Wow. It's a beautiful day outside! I love staying by the house and enjoying the scene!
- Screw that! I want to go hunt these animals over here because I love killing and I want to get food for our family!
- MAAA
- MOOOOOO
- Oh my gosh! Give me that stuff. I just came back from a long day of hunting and I"m so hungry!
- You can't just waltz in here expecting some food from me. First you have to sell me your bechora!
- Who cares about the bechora?? I'm about to die I'm so hungry!
- Okay, I swear! Give me my food!
- Okay, but I need this to be official so I can get the bechora I deserve.
- Yes!!! I hate my birthright. Who cares about that!?!?
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