The Monkey's Heart
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- One day, the Bohdisatta came to New York to see all of the big things the city had to offer. On an observation deck, a man and a woman notice him. The woman tells her husband she wants his expensive apple watch, and tells her husband tells her he will get it for her.
- The man approaches the Bodhisatta, and makes small talk with him. After conversing a bit, he invites the Bodhisatta to a penthouse party with celebrities, champagne, and caviar. The Bodhisatta happily agrees to join him.
- Sounds fun!
- Upon escorting the Bodhisatta to the party, the two men find a quiet corner. The man pulls out his knife and demands the watch for his wife.
- The Bodhisatta explains to the man that the apple watch has a tracker, and if he gives it to his wife, the two will go to jail. But the Bodhisatta fearing for his life, told the man he had a Rolex at his AirBnB, that he would give the man if he let him live. The man agrees.
- If you let me live, I'll give you my Rolex
- Fair enough
- Upon arriving at the AirBnB, the Bodhisatta and the man are stopped by security. Security lets the Bodhisatta in, but he is not allowed to bring guests. The Bodhisatta explains to security what happened, and the man is escorted out.
- He tried to steal my watch!
- The Bodhisatta criticized the man as he was escorted out by security.
- Celebrities, Champagne, and Caviar maybe,My AirBnB is good enough for me!Great is your body, but how much smaller is your wit!Now go your ways Sir, for I've had the best of it.
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