Excellent, i'faith, of the chamelon's dish. I eat the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.
I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet. These words are not mine.
No, nor mine now.
That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good actor.
My lord, you played once i'th'university, you say?
I did enact Julius Caesar. I was killed i'th' Capitol. Brutus killed me.
What did you enact?
Hahaha!
It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a calf there.
Oh Hamlet...
Ophelia blushes and giggles, then stops herself. It is hard to get over Hamlet's irresistible charm...
Hamlet leaves to check on the players. He finds Rosencrantz in the hallway...
Be the players ready?
Ay, my lord. They stay upon your patience.
Goodie!
EVERYONE TO THE THEATRE AT ONCE!
The room was quickly filled...
Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
No, good mother. Here's metal more attractive.
Oh, ho, do you mark that?
Yes, yes I do...
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
No, my lord.
I mean, my head upon your lap?
Ay, my lord.
Do you think I meant country matters?
I think nothing, my lord.
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
What is, my lord?
Nothing.
You are merry, my lord.
Who, I?
Ay, my lord.
Who, I?
Ay, my lord.
Image Attributions: (https://pixabay.com/vectors/megaphone-handheld-electric-megaphone-157874/) - OpenClipart-Vectors - License: Free for Most Commercial Use / No Attribution Required / See https://pixabay.com/service/license/ for what is not allowed