No, I have to tell you something very important, but please don't get mad. Of course I will make sure you are well taking care of.
You're not leaving me. Well, at least, not alive.
Mary Maloney is causally sewing and waiting for her husband to get home from work
Do you have any peas? I'm going to use it for dinner because my husband is really tired and doesn't want to go out
I do. I also have cheesecake, which i think your husband will love.
Mary is ready to go to dinner since it is Thursday but her husband doesn't want to go out to eat. He also tells Mrs. Maloney that he is divorcing her
Mrs. Maloney kills her husband with a leg of lamb after he tells her that he is leaving her.
Mrs. Maloney goes to the grocery store to buy something for dinner(peas, cheesecake, etc...) Even though her goal is to get an alibi.
Mrs. Maloney call the police and tells them that Patrick Maloney is dead. The police show up and cross Mrs. Maloney's name off the suspect list.
I just came back from the grocery store and there he was, on the floor, dead.
Mrs. Maloney cooks the murder weapon and feeds it to the police. The police eat the murder weapon without even knowing it. Mrs Maloney giggles knowing that she got away with her husband's murder.