Grandma Del's house is so cozy and dark and so much fun.
Be sure to go to Sunday School little gran.
Grandma Del's
gobble! gobble!
Hello!
Your grandmother Del is a country bumpkin of the deepest waters so don't quote her goddam sayings to me and don't call me grandma, call me Towser. Let me go to Hell in peace.
Grandma Elaine, Grandma Del says you shouldn't paint your face like that because it is a sin.
Aaagh
Mummy, my best friend, Pearlie, has no clothes or toys. Can I send her some of mine?
Wow, that is so cool!
Next time I'll have a new baby too.
A Few Years Later.....
Mommy I can not stand Eulalie and Ermandine. They just keep making babies. And that girl Pearlie, she keeps on begging me for clothes! It's so annoying and I can't stand it.
Zzzzz
You're only a goddam nigger you don't know any better!
She's just jealous because she isn't as pretty as you.
Charm School
Sorry Mum but I do not have any time for Grandma Del this summer. It's so boring. Besides, I'm going to be starting Charm School and then I'm going to Ochi with Grandma Elaine right Mum?