First Job Fails- The Tale of Romulus Augustulus

S-sire.. I have come with news, Emperor Nepos has been usurped by General Orestes for his son, Romulus Augus-

What!! Romulus, more like "Momyllus." That general dares to give the throne to a simple-minded teen?!

*whines in pain*

Well then; if that boy has the crown to the throne, then surely the person who's really in charge is Orestes.

Sire, Augustus claims to have made independent decisions so far-

You know what?! I'll go beat - I mean 'meet' - this "Momyllus Augustulus" myself!

*whips the messenger again in the same wound*

The Eastern half of Rome had also heard of this, the other Romans were all shocked to hear this and called him 'Momyllus Augustulus' or 'disgraceful little emperor.' People would soon bully him for holding a 'false legacy.'

Attention, people.

It has come to my knowledge that- hey! What are you doing, soldier?!

You're being deported to Sicily, turns out everyone genuinely despises you. If you were just a few years older, you would've been executed with your father.

Take that, little disgrace! We all #@!$!% hate you!!

Get deported, you piece of $#!^, you deserve it!!

And so, Romulus Augustus became the last emperor of Western Rome. He was then deported to Sicily and was replaced by multiple Italian monarchs to ensure that not one dynasty would go mad with power or that the western half's ruler wasnt't fit for being an emperor

The once-powerful Roman Empire was almost on the brink of collapse when Augustulus took the throne. It only took a few reforms and foreign invasions to collapse the empire down to its eastern half - the half that then became the Byzantine Empire.