"Did you hear about the new THERMO-3000? I heard it tells you what illness you have with one simple touch to the forehead!
"No, I haven't!"
"I've been feeling sick and am not sure what I could have, I say lets go buy one!"
"Yes, we need to buy one or else you may die of your illness!"
"It is right over here ma'am."
"Oh, God!"
"Do you know where the THERMO-3000 is! I need it quick before my friend dies!"
"The THERMI-300 told me that I have the flu! I just have to go get medicine to treat it! So helpful!"
"I told you it was super helpful! Everyone needs one!"
THE NEXT DAY
"How are you feeling today?"
"I feel so much better today thanks to the THERMO-3000. Without it, I would have never have known what illness I had! It made getting medicine so much easier!
"Everyone wants a THERMO-3000 because it tells you what illness you have in seconds!"